* Scott Brown has counted to infinity. Twice.
* Scott Brown is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
* Every night before going to sleep, Osama bin Laden checks under his bed for Scott Brown.
* Scott Brown has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
* Only two things can kill Superman: Kryptonite and Scott Brown.
* Why does Iran want nuclear weapons? Out of fear of Scott Brown.
* Scott Brown once stood on our south border and glared at Mexico. There was no illegal immigration for a month.
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