So, according to the transcript of the latest alleged Osama tape, Mr. Bin Laden has put forth some reasons which he sees as compelling to join Islam. To wit:
* Lower Income Taxes(apparently to appeal to economic conservatives. Didn't invoke Reagan, though!)
* America is destroying the world through global warming(the Democratic argument)
* John Kennedy took over the the Presidency, and refused to stop the Vietnam war, being run by Donald Rumsfeld, due to pressure from Big Corporations.(Apparently appealing to those who are on drugs and/or slept through history class)
Take note, he did not mention any virgins.
I primarily want to address the 'lower taxes' issue. Now, Obama, as you may have guessed, does not have any tax returns on file, as of late. We don't know how much he's paying, but we do know this:
He is a sweaty Muslim who lives in a cave(no property taxes, either!). So is he really one to impress us with his lifestyle? What exactly does he do with the money he saves on taxes? He can't exactly get season tickets to the Yankees, and dine out during New York City 'Restautrant Week'. I mean, he wouldn't get through security, based on smell alone. He can't even walk into CVS to get a Snapple.
So my fellow Americans, before you leave to join Islam, take a pause. Think about those lower taxes, but think about the smelly cave, the tomahawk missiles following you around, and the burka. Is it really worth it?
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