Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Drop Dead Fred!

Why is Fred Thompson polling so well in the Republican primary polls? His resume is not nearly as replete as any one of the three other major contenders. His late entry to the field only proves his rumored penchant for laziness.
His primary political experience consists of two uneventful Senate terms. He started acting in Hollywood before his second term was up, basically proving he didn't even care about his vested duties too much. He shows no particular enthusiasm for the campaign he is now involved in. I've never seen someone so unenthusiastic about running for President.
Reporter: "What distinguishes you from the other candidates?"
Fred: "Well I haven't actually read their websites, so I can't really answer."(!!!)

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